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Robert MoonShadow · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:41 pm Post subject: "The Moral of the Story"

A 2nd-grade teacher assigned her students to go home and have their parent tell them a story with a moral to it.
The next day, Susie told this story:
"We live on a farm and have chickens. When my mommy was a little girl, she collected all the eggs, and while running back to the house, she tripped and spilled all the eggs and they cracked. The moral of the story is: 'Don't put all of your eggs in one basket'."
"Very good, Susie." said the teacher.
Jenny's turn: "We live on a farm, too! My daddy had 12 chicken eggs, but only 10 hatched. The moral of the story is: 'Don't count your chickens before they hatch.'"
"Wonderful!" says the teacher.
Little Tommy's turn:
My dad told me this:
Aunt Karen was flying in a supply plane during Desert Storm, when it was shot down. When she bailed out, all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete. She drank the bottle of whiskey so it wouldn't break. Suddenly, she landed in the midst of 100 enemy troops! She shot 70 until she ran out of bullets. Then she used her machete to kill 20 more, then the blade broke! Then she killed the last 10 with her bare hands!
"My goodness" exclaims the teacher - "What could possible be the moral of such a horrendous story"?

"Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
Shocked

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Narn · Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:22 am Post subject:

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Abbysynthe · Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:21 pm Post subject:

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Hahaha

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Robert MoonShadow · Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:26 pm Post subject:

For some reason, this made me think of MombaBelle.
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"There are none so blind, as those that will not see"

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Narn · Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:22 am Post subject:

I can see why it might. Never make Mama Bella angry
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It will grow until all of its children are there
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